295 Days Until Dragon*Con 2012…

I’ve said it a million times, but it occasionally needs repeating, that I am no fitness expert, or gym rat, or lion, or anything else that resembles being knowledgeable, at all, about fitnessing. I’m just a regular joe-shmo wildebeest, trying to lose weight so I can fit into some badass costume for Dragon*Con next year. Though what that costume may be, I have no idea. More on that some other time, of course.

Over the course of this blog so far, I have attempted to use this to my advantage. Posts like the “Fitness Jeopardy for Dummies” stuff, and the JFZ Savanna Wildlife Fund stuff, are all intended to convey that I’m just a regular doofus trying to make it, and attempt to be humorous and perfectly honest at the same time.

But I have a feeling that there are those of you out there who desire some real content about fitnessing. Some good, honest, information that you can take and use to make your fitnessing all that it can possibly be, and more.

To this end, I have decided to bring in the Big Guns.

Believe it or not, I actually have friends that are real hardasses, but yet still possess a certain “geek” (for lack of a better word) sensibility that makes them a really great fit here at FFDC.com.

In case you didn’t guess by the title of today’s post, tomorrow (and every following Thursday, if I can talk him into it) will feature a guest blogger who shall, for now, remain anonymous, but you may call him Johnathon Cabot.

This guy is one of my all-time fitnessing heroes. He specializes in kettlebell (something that was a regular fixture on Thursdays, if you’ll remember correctly) and in working out at home… without any equipment. And I think he may have been raised by wolves.

He’s an RKC-certified kettlebell instructor and gubment-certified badass, and he will be here tomorrow to whip our flabby asses into shape!!!

So stay tuned tomorrow as we welcome a very special guest blogger to FFDC.com, and learn the errors that we have been making in our fitnessing regimens.