Dudes.

I have been up almost 24 hours.

Most of which was spent working on this video because my computer noobery knows no bounds.

I have probably already shared this with you on facebook. I’m that proud of myself. But also disgusted with myself that I couldn’t produce this ultra-simple video any faster than my new record time of 3 fucking days.

Jesus.
I’m dying here.

Despite my imminent death from extreme sleepiness, I thought I would post this new technological wonder of the 20th century.

It says this in the descripton, but here goes:

Ever since I first got this album, every time I hear this song I think of The Neverending Story. Specifically, that badass black wolf beast. Gmork. Or Gamork. Or Harold. Whatever you want to call him.

I’ve loved this movie since I first saw it as a kid, and I am still frightened by Harold. Therefore, he makes the perfect star for a scary black metal video.

The song is “Your True Enemy” by Nachtmystium, off of their album “Assassins: Black Meddle Part 1”.

I don’t own the rights to anything in the world.

Watch all the way to the end, and turn that shit the fuck up.

this post’s text has been edited for clarity after some much needed rest.