301 Days Until Dragon*Con 2012…

Before we go any further, you need to read THIS ARTICLE about Fitocracy.

Not only do I like Fitocracy, but I’m also a member. In fact, here’s a link to my profile on there. You’ll notice that I am only a level 6 Fitocrat, barely a scrub in the world of Online Fitnessing Adventure. This is because I haven’t been doing Fitocracy for very long, and also because half the time I forget to log my workouts, and you can only go back a few days to log past workouts (I completely forgot to log anything last week).

I am also a member of the group “Dragon*Con”. A group on fitocracy could be compared to a Guild or Kinship in an MMO game.

I received an invitation from someone on the FFDC facebook page, and immediately joined when I realized that it put fitness into terms I could understand (“quests”, “leveling up”, etc.). Until I read this article on, I had no clue that it was actually started by two gamer types, such as myself.

I knew that I wasn’t the first “fitness for geeks” blog out there, I figured with the absolute media blitzkrieg of “geek mania” lately, that someone had to have done it already. But I didn’t figure on Fitocracy which, to me, is pure internet genius.

The Stereotype

Check out this guy (pic stolen shamelessly from the internet, who stole it from the South Park episode, “Make Love, Not Warcraft” which is about WoW and is a brilliant episode, imo). This is your average, stereotypical gamer.

This stereotype exists for a reason. It gets into it a bit in the article, but the reason this stereotype exists is because, believe it or not, it is more fun to play video games than go to the JFZ. The article gets into some stuff that, generally, I don’t agree with (the typical “videogames are like a drug” bullshit), but it does key in on one point: that the gaming personality is actually well-suited for setting fitness goals and then working towards achieving them, it just has to be on the gamer’s terms and presented to him/her in a way that they can dissect and figure out.

See, exercise and fitness are not things that the gamer normally can understand. If you were to break down nerd/geek culture into stereotypes, in many ways it would be the Gamer class that I most identify with. Ever since Atari came out and I got my first Nintendo (my folks got me an 8-bit NES set with the gun and with Mike Tyson’s Punchout and Contra. One of the best Christmases ever), I have thoroughly enjoyed video games. But not just video games, I also have always enjoyed all types of games, from D&D, to Warhammer, to board games, I’ve played them all and enjoyed every minute of it.

Anyway, gamers like me have always had a hard time understanding the lions/gym rats out there in the world. My dad once said, “The first time I see a jogger smiling, that’s when I’ll take it up”, and this kinda sums up the gamer’s attitude (by the way, while never taking up jogging, my dad now walks several miles a day). Playing Contra is fun, and physical labor is definitely not fun. Plus, it takes a lot of dedication to be good at a MMO, which leaves precious little time for anything else (like boring things like family, work, school, fitnessing, etc.).

And there’s just not a lot of motivation for the gamer to get fit. A hardcore gamer, like the fella shown in the picture above, is not interested in getting laid, not when there’s epic gear to be had! The hardcore gamer doesn’t give a crap about eating right, who’s got time to prepare a balanced meal during a raid???

The point of all this rambling is that geeks/nerds/gamers/whatthefuckever need motivation. For the most part, other gamers are all with them online, and a good raiding guild can be very demanding of a person’s time (I would explain what a “raiding guild” is, but I honestly can’t wait to log on to Warhammer Online, hahahaha. Irony.).

The point of Fitocracy is the same point of FFDC: to get us all out from behind our computers and up on our feet, with celery in our mouth instead of lying cake. The stereotype exists, but that does not mean that we hafta live up to it (I know I harp on this subject all the time, but my bad). There’s a lot of pressure in the world for us to live up to stereotypes. Not just nerds/geeks (though nowadays there is more pressure than ever to do just that), but everyone. I live in the South, the absolute Deepest part of it as a matter of fact, and you would not believe the pressure down here to live up to the stereotype of the typical Southern Man (picture Joe the Cable Guy, or whatever that poser motherfucker’s name is). But why would I want to pretend that I give a shit about something that I couldn’t care less about, when on Fitocracy (and hopefully, here too) I can meet up with other people who are not ashamed that they like Fantasy more than Football, or BSG more than working on cars? There’s no point in that, whatsoever. Plus, I can admit that I like video games, but have also developed and cultivated a keen interest in getting fit as shit so that I can wear a badass costume for Dragon*Con 2012.

I promise that, out of the lions who prowl the savanna of the JFZ daily, there are some who would rather be discussing Tolkien than discussing whether Alabama is going to beat LSU this weekend (and believe me, these dumbass lions have been growling about nothing else for the past month).

I know this post was very rambly, but I haven’t had much sleep and I really wanted to sing the praises of Fitocracy, a website who is part of our brethren and who is doing more for my cause than I can ever hope to.

Before we go, I also wanted to say that I don’t know if you need an invite to join Fitocracy or not anymore. I know you used to. So if you need an invite, and want to join the Dragon*Con group over there, just holler at me and I’ll get you one asap.

Tomorrow: I review beard/moustache waxes. Movember and shit.

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10 Responses to Fitocracy

  1. Brian says:

    Hey man! Just wanted to drop by and say thank you so much for writing this. We really hope that through our personal stories, and Fitocracy, we can help inspire a lot of other gamers get in shape and be not only geeks, but sexy geeks 😉


  2. 1148BucksX2 says:

    Geek and sexy need not be mutually exclusive terms.

  3. T., I love it. One of my friends has lost about 50 pounds over the past year and has gotten into BMX again. I’m super jealous that I don’t have that one thing that’s like a fun/game/exercise crossover for me. I just go on walks through the graveyard ;). Fitocracy is a really great concept. Keep it up!!

    I’ve been on an internet detox the past week, but I’m back now. Hope you had a Happy (Holiday I Am Over Now).

    • I’m sure you know this, but I didn’t start Fitocracy, I’m just a member, a lowly one at that (though I leveled up today! level 7! woot! +1 Charisma! and no, I’ll never not think that joke is funny). There are no graveyards near here for me to stroll through, and I’m not going to drive all the way downtown to go to the “good one”.

      I was so bad at BMX as a kid that I am exceedingly glad that the internet did not exist back then, as I would undoubtedly have a whole section to myself on “failblog”.

      Our Halloween was good, though I overdid it in the “food and drink” category of Halloween Funtimes. But now it is time to get back on the ol horse and start making it happen again.

      As for fungame fitnessing, have you tried any of those “dance” games? Maybe one of those Kinect or Wii dancey games could be the thing for you? Though you must possess an unnaturally high tolerance for “J-Pop”.

      Good to have you back on the webs!

  4. Yeah, I was just lovin’ on you participating in the Fitocracy. And hoping to make friends with the establishment before the Fitocracy takes over and rules the planet.
    I work about an inch away from a graveyard, so I get to be super goth with minimal effort. L.R. and I went there and hid behind tombstones with airplane bottles one night. Cause we’re adults.
    My husband has been going out with our friend on his “child bike” lately and coming back wounded EVERY SINGLE TIME. The stories of his pain are infinitely hilarious.
    Our Halloween was good too, but ditto on the excess. I’m ready to just enjoy fall for the sake of fall for a few weeks.
    I have not tried the dance games. It’s not a bad idea. I like the meticulousness of the guitar games, so I guess it’s similar, only movin’ da body instead of just standing still and shredding. Honestly, just going out dancing for hours or fool-making of myself at a show is something I would do on a much more regular basis if I could get the stars to line up properly. There is no other way on earth I would participate in 3 or 4 hours of cardio, but I will sweat with a smile on my face if the music is right.

    • Once upon a time, I was addicted to Dance Dance Revolution, but I was also in shape at the time. It’s a really addictive game, with a pleasant side-effect of getting into tip-top shape.

      Speaking of wounds from xxtreme sports, J “Haints” B recently broke his arm really badly while skateboarding. I think the bone came through the skin. I would pass out, definitely.

  5. Is that the sound a person makes when they break their armbone through the skin? Remember Silent J.??? He did the same thing years ago.

    Also, what is an “airplane bottle”?

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